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Pimp: The Story of My Life Robert Iceberg Slim Beck S First Book Is Told Without Bitterness And With No Pretense At Moralizing It Is The Smells, The Sounds, The Fears And The Petty Triumphs In The World Of The Street Pimp

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    A pimp is happy when his whores giggle He knows they are still asleepall whores have one thing in common just like the chumps humping for the white boss It thrills em when the pimp makes mistakes They watch and wait for his downfall.A pimp is the loneliest bastard on Earth He s gotta know his whores He can t let them know him He s gotta be God all the way Iceberg SlimIceberg Slim, AKA Robert Beck, attended Tuskegee University until he was expelled for selling bootleg liquor What A pimp is happy when his whores giggle He knows they are still asleepall whores have one thing in common just like the chumps humping for the white boss It thrills em when the pimp makes mistakes They watch and wait for his downfall.A pimp is the loneliest bastard on Earth He s gotta know his whores He can t let them know him He s gotta be God all the way Iceberg SlimIceberg Slim, AKA Robert Beck, attended Tuskegee University until he was expelled for selling bootleg liquor What are the rules for capitalism Supply and demand This happened during the ludicrous years of prohibition, he was supplying the liquor that his fellow students were demanding This unfortunate incident was only the beginning of a life spent on the wrong side of the lawWhy did Justice really always wear a blindfold I knew now It was because the cunning bitch had dollar signs for eyeballs Justice is only for rich, white people.I would havesympathy for Iceberg Slim, trying to find the best way to hustle, if he hadn t been such a brutal asshole The world has never been a fair place, and the rules are never applied evenly A banker can write a loan and front load all the interest, but a loan shark who does the same thing is breaking the law The pharmaceutical companies can make trillions pumping out drugs to a population who doesn t need them, but if a drug dealer does the same thing, he goes to jail At 18 years old, Iceberg Slim, then known as Young Blood, decides to become a pimp I had someone make a point to me recently that by making prostitution illegal we were actually depriving women of a lucrative means of making a living Again, we are a capitalist country, and yet women can not legally receive renumeration for providing the service for a very substantial demand Women can have all the sex they want for free, but they risk prison the moment they ask for a fan of C notes in exchange for it Isn t that anti capitalism So if the morality is about women having sex out of wedlock or for having sex for any reason other than reproductive purposes, isn t that happening right now all over the world in bedrooms, back alleys, bar bathrooms, backseats of cars, no tell motels, the boss s desk at work, golf greens, back rows of movie theaters, etc., etc., etc By making it illegal, we also give jackasses like Young Blood the opportunity to impose his will on women to go out in the streets and hump for him If a woman leaves one abusive pimp, there is always another one waiting to take his place Maybe we need to make prostitution legal, and just like the current battle for women s reproductive rights, boot the men out of the equationwell, except for when they want to exchange their cabbage for getting their pipes clean Men should be customers only Their opinions about women s bodies they can keep to themselves.Making prostitution against the law didn t make it go away So who is the customer for a young, black saucy whore looking to score some scratchA lot of them are clean cut high muckty mucks in the white world Some of them show me pictures of beautiful wives and cute children It makes me feel greater than those white bitches living in soft luxury Those white broads got Nigger maids they laugh at They think we ain t good for nothing but clowning and cleaning It would give them a stroke to see their trick husbands moaning and groaning and licking between a black whore s thighs.They coming because those cold ass white broads in Heaven ain t got what these black whores in Hell got between their legs Black and low as I am I got secrets with their white men those high class white bitches ain t hip to Oh yeah, there is demand alright The first thing Iceberg needs is a whore, and after being made a fool ofthan a few times, he finally meets a woman who fits the billThrough the blue mirror I zeroed my eyes in on the target My ass bone starched on stiff point Her big peepers were two sexy dancers in the velvet midnight of her cute Pekingese faceRunt, as he calls her, is frequently difficult to control She has opinions She has demands Since she is doing the humping that provides all the money for Young Blood Enterprises, she actually has the audacity to think she has the right to have a say in how the business is to be conducted She even threatens to leave The first line of defense for a pimp is to use psychology The most important rule of pimping is to find out the life story of every whore under his control He must convince them of the dangers of navigating the streets without his protection He must use everything he knows about her to undermine her confidence in herself If psychology doesn t work, he must move to verbal threats, and if that doesn t work, he grabs the nearest coat hanger and whales the living shit out of her She ll be out humping on the streets again before the heat from the stripes he has made on her flesh has had time to cool Iceberg Slim says he has had over 400 whores working for him at various times, nothan a few at one time, but it just shows that the streets burn them out or they just plain got tired of Slim s shit It must have been a relief for many of them the times Slim went down for a hitch in the joint For all his hard work , Slim never seemed to achieve his ultimate dream, to be like Sweet JonesA gleaming black custom Duesenberg eased into the curb in front of me The top was down My peepers did a triple take.A huge stud was sitting in the back seat He had an ocelot in his lap dozing against his chest The cat was wearing a stone studded collar A gold chain was strung through it.He was sitting between two spectacular high yellow whores His diamonds were blazing under the streetlight Three gorgeous white whores were in the front seat He looked exactly like Boris Karloff in black face That soundslike a freak show at the carnival to me Who d want to be that By the time he hits his 40s and he is doing another jolt in yet another steel casket, he realizes that his time is up Pimping is a young man s game, and he can t stack notime behind bars He turns to writing his life story in the 1960s shortly after being paroled, and Pimp is the first of several books he publishes His influence on gangsta rap is undisputed Several films have been made based on his books Most of his reading audience were black initially, but as word got out, his readership continued to grow I ve always wanted to read Iceberg Slim to experience the colorful vernacular of his writing style My peepers were often popping out of my head over his poetic use of street slang There is a glossary in the back if his meanings are not immediately apparentScottish author Irvine Welsh offered that Iceberg Slim did for the pimp what Jean Genet did for the homosexual and thief and William Burroughs did for the junkie he articulated the thoughts and feelings of someone who had been there The big difference is that they were white If you wish to seeof my most recent book and movie reviews, visit also have a Facebook blogger page at

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    I bought this as an impulse purchase because it was displayed right next to the cash register at Shakespeare Co I d seen it in the AK Press catalog before, and that is probably what made me pick it up Pimp is entertaining in a kind of trashy way It s a biography about a part of life that many middle class suburban folks like me don t know anything about I have no idea how truthful the book is, or if it is sensationalism, or maybe even utter bullshit like those confessional books written I bought this as an impulse purchase because it was displayed right next to the cash register at Shakespeare Co I d seen it in the AK Press catalog before, and that is probably what made me pick it up Pimp is entertaining in a kind of trashy way It s a biography about a part of life that many middle class suburban folks like me don t know anything about I have no idea how truthful the book is, or if it is sensationalism, or maybe even utter bullshit like those confessional books written for priveleged teen fucks such as Jay s Journal, or Go Ask Alice I don t even know why in my mind these books are all linked together in someway, maybe because of the voyeuristic thrill a reader would get I don t know They are all cautionary, and in that way they all fail, two of them because they are obviously bullshit, and this one because after reading it I m sure all the good stuff the author got out of being a pimp outweighs the awfulness that followed I imagine the reader who is setting out to follow in his pimping footsteps would also think he or she I guess, today girls can be anything they want, even pimps if they want, right wouldn t make Mr Slim s mistakes The one thing that I did learn from this book, and it s a lesson that will stay ingrained in my head for the rest of my life is that even the freakiest bitch don t like to be hit with a wire coat hanger that s been twisted into a metal whip Even if the woman likes being smacked around, being beaten with the coat hanger will set her straight straight meaning here spread her legs willingly for you, and then spread them for money which she will then give to you without cheating you of any of it I will never forget this lesson, and I m sure one day I ll be old and senile, and people I have known for years will come visit me and I ll no idea who they are, and if I have grandchildren I won t know there names, but I will pull them close to me and tell them what to do with freaky bitches who won t do what they are told, and I hope when this day comes my family will find it cute, but they will probably just hate me and wish I was dead

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    Iceberg Slim didn t invent the great American pimp archetype in 1969 but he codified it, he exposed it to mass culture, so he s an influential writer Everything from Slick Rick to blaxploitation to the pathetic pickup artist scene owes a debt to him So when Robin Kelley writes for the New Yorker, I m always amazed when I encounter well read people unfamiliar with Iceberg Slim, I kinda get it But then, does influence equal value I mean, is this a good book Are you going to like it It s n Iceberg Slim didn t invent the great American pimp archetype in 1969 but he codified it, he exposed it to mass culture, so he s an influential writer Everything from Slick Rick to blaxploitation to the pathetic pickup artist scene owes a debt to him So when Robin Kelley writes for the New Yorker, I m always amazed when I encounter well read people unfamiliar with Iceberg Slim, I kinda get it But then, does influence equal value I mean, is this a good book Are you going to like it It s not terribly pleasant to read For one thing, it usesunfamiliar slang than A Clockwork Orange You re gonna need the glossary in the back, or a jive translator For another, the things it describes are unpleasant Its narrator, who isor less actually Iceberg Slim, has a dim opinion of women He does bad things to them That s an understatement.He is somewhat repentant Borrowing a trope from Fanny Hill and Vanity Fair, he presents Pimp as a cautionary tale, and unlike those two books he seems to mean it he doesn t glorify his life Much Big Daddy Kane s mileage apparently varied.The book competently follows your basic biopic plot arc Naive youngster learns the game rises to the top of the game hubris fall wisdom The other way these stories end is the Scarface way, but since this is a memoir you already know that s not happening There s a noir influence She was brown skin murder in a size twelve dress There are some trenchant and self aware points made about what it means for a black man to pimp a black woman to a white man So, is it good Sortof, sure It does a good job of being what it is It is well written.So this ends up sortof in the same department as Ulysses It s influential and effective, but you re unlikely to enjoy the actual experience of reading it The account of my brutality and cunning as a pimp will fill many of you with revulsion, says Slim, showing, as he often does, remarkable perception

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    The thing about Robert Iceberg Slim Beck, the reason he is so magnetic, is that he is actually not the Iceberg he pretended to be In this memoir of his life on the streets, he revels in his successes but also agonizes over his failures He seems to tell us straight this worked, that didn t He concludes it is necessary to hide one s feelings behind an icy exterior, hiding his fear and doubt and empathy from his stable of whores and from other con men on the street who would double cross hi The thing about Robert Iceberg Slim Beck, the reason he is so magnetic, is that he is actually not the Iceberg he pretended to be In this memoir of his life on the streets, he revels in his successes but also agonizes over his failures He seems to tell us straight this worked, that didn t He concludes it is necessary to hide one s feelings behind an icy exterior, hiding his fear and doubt and empathy from his stable of whores and from other con men on the street who would double cross him Beck reminds us several times how close pimping is to slavery, and where the crass brutality of it came from The book of pimping was written in the skulls of proud slick Niggers freed from slavery They wasn t lazy They was puking sick of picking white man s cotton and kissing his nasty ass The slave days stuck in their skulls They went to the cities They got hip fast The conning bastard white man hadn t freed the niggers The cities were like the plantations down South Jeffing Uncle Toms still did all the white man s hard and filthy work.Those slick Nigger heroes bawled like crumb crushers They saw the white man just like on the plantations still ramming it into the finest black broads.The broads were stupid squares They still freaked for free with the white man They wasn t hip to the scratch in their hot black asses.Those first Nigger pimps started hipping the dumb bitches to the gold mines between their legs They hipped them to stick their mitts out for the white man s scratch The first Nigger pimps and sure shot gamblers was the only Nigger big shots in the country Slim introduces us to the slavery of the skin trade Not liking the choices he had for getting ahead, Slim decides he will pimp his way to some real white type living It is a soul crushing world of double cons and triple crosses and his first couple forays onto the streets bring him low But Slim sucks up to Sweet, a master who pimps by the book, and learns how to beat his whores into submission for the scratch they could earn.Robert Iceberg Slim Beck writes in street slang but also in full, richly detailed sentences, paragraphs, and chapters that draw us in and sketches for us his shaky beginnings and long affiliation with the whoring trade From time in the clink and from other street hustlers Berg learned the necessity of applying psychology to his treatment of his whores he used the oftentimes horribly broken life stories of the whores against them, and used bling and flash and cunning to dazzle his stable, their tricks, and his competition He noted his emotional reaction times also slowed considerably when he had a noseful of coke.But the beauty of this memoir is also in the writing Slim was in and out of prison from the time he was twenty In one of the best escape scenes I have ever encountered, Slim describes his jailbreak from one prison that crackles with tension and bravado We are aching for him to make it outside In the end, it is not Iceberg Slim s cold exterior that draws us to him but his vulnerability and susceptibility His humanity is the most endearing thing We have reason to hate this criminal and liar Perversely, however, we come to admire him for surviving, and persisting in learning every day He lets us in on those lessons It may be his best and longest con of all, and we re all his whores.A few weeks ago I reviewed Street Poison, the Biography of Iceberg Slim by Justin Gifford His introduction to Iceberg Slim led to my seeking out this memoir, first published in 1969 In a heartbreaking coda to Iceberg s vulnerability in learning the street game, this first book by Iceberg Slim had a wonky contract with the publisher that earned him little He did, however, gradually earn international recognition, and the style and naked honesty revealed in this book spawned a culture in music, film, and literature that persists to this day Years ago I d first seen this book at that time I believe it wore a shocking pink cover emblazoned with an eye popping silver scrawl There comes a time in a reading life when a book makes sense in the order of things The time had come for me I can promise you an unforgettable reading experience, and perhaps some insight into the life of one black man who believed his salvation lie on the street It is a cautionary tale, and a worthy memoir of a black man in a white world

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    Any good pimp is his own best company His inner life is so rich with cunning and scheming to out think his whoresIceberg Slim, Pimp The Story of My Life Iceberg Slim dances on that thread between unapologetic and remorseful He loves and hates his mama He loves and hates the game This isn t a book you read because you want eroticism This isn t Les Miserables There isn t much at the end that redeems the story or the storyteller HOWEVER, Iceberg Slim can write His narrative is sharpAny good pimp is his own best company His inner life is so rich with cunning and scheming to out think his whoresIceberg Slim, Pimp The Story of My Life Iceberg Slim dances on that thread between unapologetic and remorseful He loves and hates his mama He loves and hates the game This isn t a book you read because you want eroticism This isn t Les Miserables There isn t much at the end that redeems the story or the storyteller HOWEVER, Iceberg Slim can write His narrative is sharp His stories are fascinating His impact is large Published in 1969, this book presented one hard, dark edge of black literature It wasn t James Baldwin for sure It sharedwith William Burroughs It somehow carved a bit of poetry out of depravity, misery and yearning It inspired writers, rappers, and comedians for generations Think of names like Ice T Ice Cube Think of acts like Richard Pryor and David Chappelle I had been aware of Iceberg Slim, but had never read him It was while watching Dave Chappelle s The Bird Revelation, however, when I decided I NEEDED to read Iceberg Slim sooner rather than later It was Chappelle who opened my eyes a bit to how understanding Slim s perspective on pimps and whores gave one a larger understanding of capitalism, power, and race in America So, I didn t need to enjoy this book to get something from it According to Robin D G Kelly, in her New Yorker profile of Robert Beck, aka Iceberg Slim Pimp, Beck s most popular work, is also his least political

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    On Proxenetism and Pandering as Metaphors for Book ReviewingFrom a feminist post colonial viewpoint, the activities of book reviewing and pimping have much in common Operating within a patriarchal structure, the reviewer pimp claims power over the essentially female text recall Derrida s useful concept of invagination , and offers it to the reader john as part of a quasi commercial transaction where he is paid with likes or comments Just as the pimp symbolizes dominance over his girls On Proxenetism and Pandering as Metaphors for Book ReviewingFrom a feminist post colonial viewpoint, the activities of book reviewing and pimping have much in common Operating within a patriarchal structure, the reviewer pimp claims power over the essentially female text recall Derrida s useful concept of invagination , and offers it to the reader john as part of a quasi commercial transaction where he is paid with likes or comments Just as the pimp symbolizes dominance over his girls using clothes which present a distorted and masculinized view of their sexuality latex dresses, fishnet stockings, etc , the reviewer asserts hierarchic superiority over the text by structural transformations like parody, satire and use of absurd pseudo academic gibberish.To cut to the chase Frances, thank you for a wonderfully inappropriate present I will treasure it forever, though I am not quite sure I can guarantee that my camerawoman feels the same way

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    Pimp is fantastic For about a decade now this has been one of my favorite books, and I don t see that changing any time soon Granted, I should immediately admit that I probably like this book for all the wrong reasons I m sure that the correct grounds for appreciating Pimp if such standards have been established are to ponder the struggles of the black man fighting to rise up in American society and to look at the infelicitous lot he s been subjected to and to carefully inspect the in Pimp is fantastic For about a decade now this has been one of my favorite books, and I don t see that changing any time soon Granted, I should immediately admit that I probably like this book for all the wrong reasons I m sure that the correct grounds for appreciating Pimp if such standards have been established are to ponder the struggles of the black man fighting to rise up in American society and to look at the infelicitous lot he s been subjected to and to carefully inspect the inherent disparities built into the system , which are broadly applied based solely on skin color I don t really care about all that mumbo jumbo, that garbage doesn t move me nor does it inspire any worthwhile thought on my behalf Hell, if anything, that crap pissed me off My enjoyment of Pimp is certainly less insightful and farpuerileof an appreciation of the basest elements of the story Slim rapping about social injustice yawn Slim talking all raw to the bitches in his stable before putting a foot in their ass brilliant Slim trash talking some jive turkey far out That s right, Slim s badass rap has inspired me to use far out for the first time since 1988 I m going to need to justify that, so here s a little taste of Slim s masterful lambasting Listen square ass bitch, I have never had a whore I couldn t do without I celebrate, bitch, when a whore leaves me It gives some worthy bitch a chance to take her place and be a star You scurvy bitch, if I shit in your face you gotta love it and open your mouth wide I couldn t come up with anything remotely as solid in a hundred years With that sample alone, and considering that many rappers consider him an influence, it s no wonder the word bitch has enjoyed such proliferation in their craft Needless to say, if objectifying and degrading women bothers you, Pimp should probably be removed from your to read list The story chronicles the pimping exploits of Robert Beck in the American Midwest from the 1930s to the 1950s He starts off small time as Young Blood, but aspires to be the best damn pimp this world has ever seen All he has to do is learn the rules of the game from the current master, Chicago s alpha pimp, the badass Sweet Jones Sweet may be one of the most compelling and awesome figures in US History Before even being introduced to him, Slim gets the word on the street that Sweet is the best n gger pimp in the world, if they got n gger pimps in outer space he s the best of them too, he s lugging twenty G s and nobody is crazy enough to try heisting him, he croaks n ggers for recreation His stable reigns supreme, his bitches are obedient and focused on getting Sweet s ass some scratch, and there s only one bitch in the world he cares about, his ocelot, Miss Peaches That s right, the baddest, bigass stud in all of Chi town spends half his scratch on diamond necklaces and little knit sweaters for his darling feline Miss Peaches is one of theintriguing characters of the book as well, farting in public, chomping fried chicken, and staring punks and suckas down with a icy gaze After learning the subtle nuances of the pimping game from Sweet and his pal Glass Top , Slim experiences the ups and downs of the lifestyle he sought his bitches rat him out to the feds, he almost screws a tranny in a ridiculously hilarious scene, he gets swindled and conned, he swindles and cons, he batters his trollops, goes to prison several times, pulls a jailbreak, and discovers it s feast or famine in this cop blow game In spite of all the majesty within, there are a few negative elements The first issue is pretty inconsequential Slim doesn t spend a whole lot of time describing details of the environment or setting very well, usually you re lucky to get such scintillating descriptions like The sky was a fresh, bright bitch So when he does actually throw in something a bit beefier like the first April night had gone sucker and gifted her with a shimmering bracelet of diamond stars the fat moon lurked like an evil yellow eye staring down These few instances stick out like a sore thumb and seem like someone else added them during the editing process The larger issue I had was his rapping about being a black man in the white man s world and the hurdles this creates for him, which is probably the message of the book, but to me it was just an annoying interruption from his god like dispensation of wrath upon his various whores Call me whack, but in my humble opinion, the white man did put forth the effort to come to this new world and chase off those pesky redskin devils, which does seem to make it his world , and Slim isn t exactly making any strides towards establishing a better life for his peeps by pimping their asses on the street Lastly, I don t have enough fingers and toes to count the number the number of times he boasts about his alleged 175 I.Q, especially since he usually mentions it to show the shock of some peckerwood honky that some brother just duped him For a guy who is usually running on all 175 pistons he sure as hell makes plenty of stupid ass calls, and again, doesn t seem to realize that pimping his own people is probably why their lot in life isn t ideal he and his fellow whoremongers are doingharm than the white man would even bother to As a last note, I m not a fan of urban lit or anything minority inspired women s lit, gay lit, latino lit, etc as some attempt to broaden my horizons As a rule, if I pick up a book and see some glowing praise how it helped shape and define the struggles of the inuit aborigine future visitors from the solar system around Alcor my reaction will be similar to that of grabbing an electric eel Though I firmly embrace my narrow mindedness and ig nance, the fact I can still enjoy Pimp , even for all the wrong reasons, shows the power of Slim s daunting invective

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    This is not a book you can like It is a repulsive book you can learn something from and hope desperately that conditions have changed since its publication You ll find cultural commentary and insights into the psyche, but you ll also find vile, unimaginable misogyny and disregard for humanity in general I suppose I learned something, but the urge to vomit accompanied that awful education Why the four stars, you say Old Iceberg Slim s tale, in the most for lack of any other way to say it This is not a book you can like It is a repulsive book you can learn something from and hope desperately that conditions have changed since its publication You ll find cultural commentary and insights into the psyche, but you ll also find vile, unimaginable misogyny and disregard for humanity in general I suppose I learned something, but the urge to vomit accompanied that awful education Why the four stars, you say Old Iceberg Slim s tale, in the most for lack of any other way to say it yucky way, shows the tremendous and awful danger that occurs when the torments of anger and hatred rise above conscience and the most basic elements of human decency and actions

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    I wonder how many people will end up here because of Dave Chappelle s Netflix special.Interesting book, the language is coarse and rather offensive to women, but that was the times they lived in.I wonder if the pimp game today is still as complex as it was back then I d recommend it to everyone to read, especially if you enjoy the show Boondocks and the character A Pimp named Slickback.

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    You can try to sanitize this book, as Ervine Welsh has done in the introduction, and treat it as report on the social conditions of the racist America of the 1940 s and 50 s and one Black man s attempt to break out of the cycle through the only way he found possible, blah blah blah I couldn t be bothered with any of this I picked up this book to read some cool pimp talk Pimp daddies and their bitches going about their binniz Mindless degenerate entertainment Like watching rap videos of the You can try to sanitize this book, as Ervine Welsh has done in the introduction, and treat it as report on the social conditions of the racist America of the 1940 s and 50 s and one Black man s attempt to break out of the cycle through the only way he found possible, blah blah blah I couldn t be bothered with any of this I picked up this book to read some cool pimp talk Pimp daddies and their bitches going about their binniz Mindless degenerate entertainment Like watching rap videos of the most debauched type There are passages in the book that satisfied my depraved expectations There are some funny pimp talk one liners, like I was busier than a whore on soldiers payday There s glossary at the end to help with the pimp lingo, in case you re not hip enough.After a while the book stops being entertaining and the writing starts to feel flat Worse, you can t ignore the fact that it s mostly a story of brutality and exploitation, and in the back of your mind you know you cannot justify it in spite of what the apologists tell you about racism It stops being funny when you get to the part where Iceberg Slim uncoils a wire coat hanger to beat up one of his whores, who is also Black I leave it to others to glorify this book Irvine Welsh calls Slim one of the most influential writers of our age Go figure I ll remember not to read anything by Welsh again

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