Countdown to Killing Kurtis PDF/EPUB ↠ Countdown to

Countdown to Killing Kurtis PDF/EPUB ↠ Countdown to


  • Kindle Edition
  • 354 pages
  • Countdown to Killing Kurtis
  • Lauren Rowe
  • English
  • 05 October 2016

10 thoughts on “Countdown to Killing Kurtis

  1. Jennifer Kyle Jennifer Kyle says:

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  2. Judith Judith says:

    ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT CharleneakaButtercup lives in a trailer park with her alcoholic mother and her Daddywho she just adoresHer Daddy tells her every day how pretty and special she is and that she deserves the best things in life and after all Nothing but the best for Charlie Wilber's Daughter Buttercup dreams of being the next Hollywood star and wants to be just like Lana Turner and Marilyn MonroeOne day her Daddy comes home and announces he is going to Hollywood and after all he's only one deal away from making it bigHe tells her once he's settled in the big mansionliving the dream that he will send for herShe is distraught but totally believes in what her Daddy tells herThe years go by however and not only does Daddy not send for her but he hardly contacts herEvents take a different turn and she finds herself in foster care where she meets a sweetgoofy boy called WesleyHe just adores Buttercup and will do anything for her Every day is happy kissing Wesley day as far as I'm concerned Buttercup totally believes it's her sacred destiny to be the next big star so when she's 18 she leaves Wesley behindpromising to meet him in Hollywood when he turns 18Once in Hollywood she meets Kurtis a Porn Film makerHe becomes obsessed with her but Buttercup's not daftoh nonot Charlie Wilbers daughter so she turns on the charm and manipulates the situation to her advantageBut Kurtis completely underestimates Buttercup and when he lets her down she has to put another plan in motionI absolutely adored ButtercupHer actions and the way she manipulates situations and people should have had me hating her but I just couldn'tShe is one of the most entertaining characters I've read aboutShe knows what her goal is and firmly believes her actions are justified andafter all she's just following her sacred destiny Yesshe loves herself but I loved her right back Welllike I always saythank God I'm so gosh darned pretty Buttercup is from Texas and her southern drawl and inner dialogue is just hilarious and she comes out with some brilliant statements Oh WesleyI stroke Wesley's cheek to calm him downKurtis is an old man he's thirty sixI scoff Trust mebabyKurtis doesn't even have working parts any The twists and turnsespecially towards the end had me grippedThe writing flows beautifullyit's one of those books you cannot put downyou know when you're reading a book and you think one chapterwhich turns into nothing getting doneit's that addictiveeven the despicable characters are entertainingCannot recommended highly enough


  3. Brandi Brandi says:

    Very entertaining read I'll try to review soon ;


  4. Amy J Romance Author & Reader Events Amy J Romance Author & Reader Events says:

    AUDIBLE 5 starsHOLY SHT what in the helllll? This is not really a romance story but wow just wow I'm thinking some of the low reviews are because of the expectation the story is a romance This story is so well written you feel the crazy Ok so the only negative I can think of is for some it may be too long or go long in some of her parts where she's thinking talking I was fine with it and it added to the state of mind of the character No real spoilers per say but definitely a good look into crazy Not sure why this book hasn't had buzz definitely worth the read The author narrated this one and truthfully I didn't care for her narration of her first book so I was a bit worried but holy hell she did a phenomenal job She didn't just read she acted the entire story out Well done


  5. Jamie ♡♡ submits to books ♡♡ Jamie ♡♡ submits to books ♡♡ says:

    DNF 15% Countdown to killing Jamie 52 PAGES I triedI mean I really tried Normally I would say 15% is wayWAYtoo soon to DNF a book but Buttercup is driving me insane


  6. Jessica~loves to hate a cliffy~ Jessica~loves to hate a cliffy~ says:

    45 StarsAs many others have said this is not anything like Lauren Rowe's previous trilogy The Club which I loved DO NOT LET THIS TURN YOU AWAY This is a great read along the lines of Gone Girl There are some areas that could be thinned out with editing but sill a very intriguing read Buttercup was one narcissistic SOB I've met plenty in real life but never read one that was so textbook The collouialisms were a riot How one person can come up with so many I have no idea Just when I thought I had it all figured out like a smart girlBOOM NOTREAD IT ARC kindly given by author for an honest review


  7. Lauren Rowe Lauren Rowe says:

    It's crazy It's twisted But so much funAvailable nowUS


  8. Elizabeth Robbins Elizabeth Robbins says:

    As a huge fan of The Club I'll tell you right now that this is completely different and yet you will recognize the snarky wit of our beloved author In true Lauren Rowe style this story is riddled with hilarious metaphors uestionable life choices and steamy sexual innuendo Couple this uniue style with a recipe for murder and you've got a blockbuster on your hands Whether or not the heroine in this story ever becomes a 'famous actress' I sincerely hope that whomever is chosen for the starring role in the inevitable movie is Oscar worthy This story deserves nothing less I scored an advance copy of this book as a dedicated love monkey and can say without a shadow of a doubt that this is Rowe's best book yet Love it


  9. Donna ~ The Romance Cover Donna ~ The Romance Cover says:

    Countdown to Killing Kurtis by Lauren Rowe5 stars “I reckon my husband better start thinking about giving his heart to Jesus ‘cause his ass is mine” I was toying between a 45 and 5 for this book but for the sheer entertainment value I decided to go with a 5 I know you are probably thinking ENTERTAINMENT???? This is a book about KILLING YOUR HUSBAND Yes it is but it is so much than that I think that Lauren Rowe has just invented her own genreromantic comedy with a dark edge I first stumbled across Lauren Rowe’s writing with her Club series it was here that I fell in love with her wit and humour and her crazy writing style Fans of The Club will love this too yes it is vastly different but Lauren Rowe’s voice is prevalent throughout “Yes ma’am It’s so hot I saw two trees bribing a dog on my way here” Buttercup was a Texas girl and was a one in a million she was a character that you should surely hate but cannot help but love Her internal dialogue her wit and classic one liners had me in hysterics throughout this book; she truly was one of a kind She hadn’t had the best start in life but her dad had groomed her into believing that she was perfect she was beautifulMarilyn Monroesue she was worth the moon and stars and she should expect nothing less after all she was Charlie Wilber’s daughter She had had the worst start in life trailer living with an out of work father and a mother who if she wasn’t working was constantly intoxicated She had or less brought herself up on meagre money and food but she never lost her sense of worth She was going to be a Hollywood actress; after all she was damn good at it “Well like I always say thank God I’m so gosh darned pretty” Buttercup was self educated through reading books she was a total book worm but she definitely wasn’t a woman of the world She was extremely sheltered and when events take a turn for the worse and she ends up in foster care her life as she knew it was going to change and it is here that she meets Wesley Buttercup has Wesley wrapped around her little finger her acting skills coming into full force but deep down you knew that what they had was real Because of age differences they are separated when Buttercup hits eighteen now on her way to Hollywood she has to wait a year before Wesley can join herHollywood is definitely not what Buttercup expected and her ideals and aspirations are shot down within minutes but it is here that she is introduced to porn film maker Kurtis Kurtis promises her the world and delivers practically nothing just money and sex and nobody and I mean nobody does that to Charlie Wilber’s daughter “Porno King Lying Cheating Bastard Motherfucker Sack of Shit Husband of Mine Kurtis Asshole Jackman is gonna find out exactly what that means in regards to him” This book was a rollercoaster just when you think that you have it all figured out something else happens that throws another spanner in the works I was constantly guessing constantly on the edge and is anyone who or what they seem? While you are so engrossed trying desperately to connect the dots the suspense and angst is perfectly balanced with a book full of laugh a minutes There are characters that you should hate but cannot help but love and then there are characters that you love that you should hate Lauren Rowe turns everything and everyone on their headsThe character development was fantastic and their individuality shone through the pages Even though I was horrified and mortified by Buttercup she was such a lovable character you just couldn’t help it She was crazy annoying yet totally addictive Her bubbly and outgoing disposition on one side and then dark evil and deadly on the other she truly was a Jekyll and Hyde character “Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit” As I said above this is unlike anything I have read before but I totally loved it I thought I was going to get a dark twisted suspense type read but instead I got that with a huge helping of Buttercup I highly recommend this entertaining read and if you haven’t read The Club series either then pick them up too Lauren Rowe is a truly talented author a refreshing writing style that I could read forever “Might as well send the fucker off with a smile on his face” wwwtheromancecovercom


  10. Sammy ⭐️ Sammy ⭐️ says:

    Charlie 'buttercup' Wilber has a dream One day she wants to be the leading lady that everyone loves she want to be on the big screen in Hollywood and nothing anyone says or does will stand in her way because 'Nobody tells Charlie Wilber’s Daughter what she can and can’t do'Wesley Miller fell for Buttercup the day he laid his 15 year old eyes on her He'll do anything to be the one she depends on anything to be the one she needs than air and the only one who can truly protect herKurtis Jackman is a big shot porn producer in Hollywood When Buttercup lands in his office she knows he's the key to her future of stardom she'll do anything to fulfil her life's dream even marry a man she doesn't love I've honestly never read anything uite like this Throughout the whole story I couldn't decide if I wanted Buttrercup as my new bestie or if I should strangle the ever loving shit out of her This sweet ditsy southern belle was an utter genius when it came to getting her own way She had men eating out of the Palm of her hand and women bending over backwards to help her out all in the name of a childhood dream I loved her southern character and her witty sayings The relationship with her father early on was comical I just really wish we had adult Buttercup and Wesley though and maybe a little bit from Kurtis's POV but all in all this was an enjoyable read


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Countdown to Killing Kurtis❄ [EPUB] ✼ Countdown to Killing Kurtis By Lauren Rowe ➝ – Larringtonlifecoaching.co.uk I do love my husband To death I love him so much that I've waited a whole year minus one day for Killing Kurtis Day to arrive Tomorrow it will finally be here and I'm giddy with anticipation Don’t j I do love my husband To death I love him so much that I've waited a whole year minus one day for Killing Kurtis Day to arrive Tomorrow it will finally be here and I'm giddy with anticipation Don’t judge me you don’t know the whole story I reckon if you were in my shoes you’d kill your husband too Readers Countdown to ePUB ↠ recommended due to some adult content and situations.


About the Author: Lauren Rowe

USA Today and internationally bestselling author Lauren Rowe lives in San Diego California where in addition to writing books she performs with her danceparty band at events all over Southern California writes songs and narrates audiobooks Much to Lauren’s thrill her books have been translated all over the world in multiple languages and hit multiple domestic and international bestseller.